Another David Letterman Top Ten Win

I’m getting closer. First I got a #10 … then a #6 … now I’ve achieved a #5.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU BOUGHT A BAD TABLET COMPUTER

10.  It moans every time you use the touchscreen (Dave L, Salt Lake City, UT)

9.   Windows come pre-crashed (Chuck P, Sterling, IL)

8.  The instruction manual includes directions to the local hospital (Daniel T, New York, NY)

7.  The Apple logo has a worm crawling out of it. For real. (Joseph P, St. Louis, MO)

6.  You fall asleep on the bus and no one steals it (Milt J, Seattle, WA)

5.  It’s powered by a ten-pound diesel engine (Tom G, Rancho Mirage, CA)

4.  Your emails must be picked up at the Post Office before 5 PM (Billy G, Collierville, TN)

3.  The built-in camera is a Polaroid (SCJ, Boston, MA)

2.  Dissolves in water (Joe F, Scottsdale, AZ)

1.  Brand: Crapple (Scott S, Mounds View, MN)

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