Late Show Weekly Top Ten Contest: Closer to #1

TOP TEN BP SUMMER FUN TIPS

10. Relax on the greasiest shore since the Jersey Shore – Brad M, Kansas City, MO
9. You can still swim in the Gulf, but it’s BYOW (Bring Your Own Water)George E, Oklahoma City, OK
8. Compete with Kevin Costner in an oil/water separation contest. Winner takes home home the Oscar! – Paul L, Montgomery Village, MD
7. If you light the oil on the water, you can cook the dead seafood floating in it – John D, Malvern, PA
6. Thirsty? Have a 10W-30 margarita! – Tom G, Rancho Mirage, CA
5. Bring several thousand extra towels – Joe F, Scottsdale, AZ
4. Tar ball fight! – Dean G, Edmonton
3. You don’t have to leave the country to visit the Black Sea – Gary H, Chicago, IL
2. Oily T-shirt contest – Mitch C, North Olmsted, OH
1. Don’t go near the water – Bill M, Houston, TX

Sure, it’s only Number 6 but it’s better than my Number 10 position last time. The trek to Number 1 continues!

2 thoughts on “Late Show Weekly Top Ten Contest: Closer to #1

  1. I appreciate your appreciation. I only hope I can fend off dementia long enough to make # … what was I saying?

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