Daily Archives: June 24, 2009

I Call for a Moratorium on Jokes About …

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I respectfully suggest that comics and pundits declare a moratorium on jokes at the expense of unfaithful politicians. This moratorium is only valid if these conditions are met:

  1. The politician has, in the past, proclaimed loudly and often that Politician X or Politician Y must resign because of his/her infidelity, then does not resign
  2. The politician has run one or more past campaigns on a platform of family values or religious piety
  3. The politician infidelity was not with either Jon or Kate
  4. The politician confesses his/her indiscretions on live television (Fox News does not count) between 8am and 6pm tomorrow, June 25, 2009